So the North Pole and Canadians are supposed to keep all the cold air (so polite), but this year they had enough and that’s why it’s so cold….or something like that. I read like one sentence on this.
Def. Rob Ford’s fault
Anyway all I know is I now have a new weather character to hate: The Polar Vortex. Sounds mean.
The Vortex joins friends like Irene:
And that nameless Halloween blizzard:
Hercules was a weak snowstorm so he didn’t make this list
Welcome, Polar Vortex
But it’s no excuse to look ragged: Your Polar Vortex fashion guide
There’s this girl I hate. She ruined my life (and Halloween) exactly one year ago today. This is her story.
First we got the news that she was coming
And since I AM THE NEWS, I was summoned to work 18-hour days while everyone got a week’s vacation…
Stolen from Alyssa
But the great rains were coming
So I had to evacuate my home and become a refugee in Williamsburg where Sandy didn’t even bother to go because she’s such a betch. All the way to Brooklyn on a week night, no way.
But we were running out of supplies and had resorted to eating disgusting pies. And since the bridges and tunnels closed, and the subways flooded, we were forced to walk home on Halloween day to restock.
Crossing the bridge
Lower Manhattan was not a pretty sight
Lower East Side has Indian food!
Stuy Town, USA
But we came out of it eventually
Thanks to our leaders
Mitt Romney jokes were so in at the time
And we got a nice rent abatement. So happy birthday, Sandy. Thanks for the memories.
The gods out there apparently hate Halloween and all that is fun because for the second year in a row nature has killed it. I feel bad for the little kids who won’t be able to trick-or-treat yet again, but I mostly feel bad for me. I was looking forward to wearing my awesome costume one more time this year and experiencing NYC Halloween. But instead I’m dressed as a refugee in Williamsburg (which by the way was left unscathed). That’s okay, at least I get to look forward to the 14-hour days I’ve been working! Maybe next year we’ll get some wild fires and go really crazy in 2013.
Natasha will not see the light of day again this Halloween:
Sandy left us all stranded at the drive in:
This would be my apartment complex
Check out photos of NYC getting screwed ova by the Sand Lady HERE
But I woke up to a rainbow this morning…
Williamsburg, Brooklyn the morning after the catastrophe