Dear Alyssa…

You deserve a poem for your shameless and sincere promotion of Mid-Day Marg via Twitter and email. You are my PR betch so it’s only fair that I dedicate a page to you:

………………………………………………

There once was a girl named Alyssa
She lives in Boston and I missah
She’s my long-distance roomie,
Cheers me up when I’m gloomy
And I <3 her like a sistah

……………………………………………….

We’re fabulous mac and cheese buds
And magnets for Irishman studs
We lead parallel lives,
Can’t get enough of Housewives
Are we really not related by blood?

……………………………………………….

So for the muse of this rhyme,
I’ve taken some time
And sketched out an accurate portrait
This girl is a dime,
She’s top of the line
And here’s what she has to show for it:

– This is my friend, Alyssa –

Click HERE if you’d like to date Alyssa.

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