There’s this girl I hate. She ruined my life (and Halloween) exactly one year ago today. This is her story.
First we got the news that she was coming
But the great rains were coming
So I had to evacuate my home and become a refugee in Williamsburg where Sandy didn’t even bother to go because she’s such a betch. All the way to Brooklyn on a week night, no way.
But we were running out of supplies and had resorted to eating disgusting pies. And since the bridges and tunnels closed, and the subways flooded, we were forced to walk home on Halloween day to restock.
But we came out of it eventually
Thanks to our leaders
And we got a nice rent abatement. So happy birthday, Sandy. Thanks for the memories.