Mickey Mouse’s Maxim 100

Guys like Miley

Guys like Miley

Maxim released their Hot 100 list, and within the top 10 alone there are 4 former Disney stars with Miley Cyrus at number 1. What’s going on and how old are the editors at Maxim? First of all, Hannah Montana is the hottest woman ever? I know she’s been working out, but still.

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Second of all, am I just getting really old? Aside from the Disney starlets, which include Miley, Selena Gomez, Ashley Tisdale (woof), Vanessa Hudgens and Demi Lovato, there are a bunch of other teeny boppers in there too: Emma Watson, Leah Michele, Emma Roberts, Ashley Benson…

They may all be of legal age, but they all star in kids shows. This list creeps me out a little.

He Spring Breakers, you all made the list! Except for that ugly one in Velcro sandals that no one knows

Hey Spring Breakers, you all made the list! Except for that ugly one in Velcro sandals that no one knows

There are a couple old school shoutouts to Topanga and Jennifer Love Hewitt on the list (#tbt). And also some older ladies like Sofia Vergara and Cameron Diaz and Hoda Kotb (?). It’s a big day for Hoda; she also had a goat named after her.

Hoda Kotb I see where you're going with this...

Hoda Kotb
I see where you’re going with this…

Anyway, this list seems all over the place to me, but I’m not a dude so congrats to all the fine women and children who made the cut.

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