If you haven’t heard, it’s going to snow. Not just any blizzard, though. According to weather.com it’s going to be a “historic, crippling blizzard.” Being part of the media, I usually defend it, but not this time. Stop scaring us! I’m afraid of 2 inches let alone a “thunder snow storm” named Nemo. What is that name anyway? Nemo is a tame tropical fish. This thing should be called Nancy. Because anyone named Nancy sounds like a real B.
Get our of here, Nancy. You’re tacky and I hate you.