If a tree falls in the woods and no one’s there to hear it, does it make a sound? Yeah, obviously; it’s a tree.
If something happens and you don’t post it on Facebook, did it really happen? Nope.
You went to a party last night and didn’t mupload any pictures? Didn’t happen. You have a new boyfriend but it’s not Facebook official? You’re single. You left the country and didn’t check in? You’re still home.
Everyone knows your life is only as good as what you document on Facebook. If you don’t have a Facebook, well then you really don’t exist do you? But something’s been keeping me up at night: what if I die suddenly and don’t have time to update my status? I’d have to spend eternity as a ghost coping with my unfinished business. Until now.
Finally an Israel-based company has created the “If I die” app for Facebook. It allows you to record your final words ahead of time. Then when you die, three of your most trusted Facebook friends will confirm your death and allow your message to be posted.
Facebook > Death.