Lyrical Genius (Vol. 4)

Got a few new choice lines for you….

“Fast Lane” by Eminem and Royce da 5’9:

“And I hope that I don’t sound too heinous when I say this
Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus”

Ummm I’m pretty sure you couldn’t sound any more heinous. This might be the grossest lyric I have ever heard and if I were Nicki I would not be flattered. The rest of the song is not much better, but this line is the worst!
I actually happen to like these next two songs, but they both share a common theme that’s a little messed up…
“Dirt Dancer” by Enrique Iglesias:
“She’s 5 when she drinks
but she’s a 10 when she’s on top of me”
..
“My Last” by Big Sean feat. Chris Brown:
“She a 7 in the face, but a 10 in the ass
She even look better by the end of my glass”
And last but not least, I can’t believe all this time I have been forgetting about my very favorite absurd lyric ever! I must give props to Usher for the sexiest pick up line on the face of the earth. There’s no way any girl could resist this:
..
“I ain’t gonna be here long, girl
I’m tryin’ get you home and get your clothes off
Skeet, skeet a couple off and then you doze off”“Hot Tottie” by Usher
..
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