Sunday was my birthday so I did not watch the MTV Movie Awards because I was busy getting presents. But apparently I really missed out. Seems that my main man Robert Pattinson stole the show with some tequila-induced antics including an uncensored f-bomb and a man-on-man kiss (mid-day margarita/s, Rob)?
I can’t believe I missed that beauty getting so much air time! Hopefully I’ll catch a re-run.
Here’s a re-cap written by someone lucky enough to have watched it:
“If you tuned into the MTV Movie Awards Sunday — sorry, I meant the Robert Pattinson show — you know everyone’s favorite teen vampire was on a tequila-fueled roll.
Pattinson locked lips with “Twilight” costar Taylor Lautner and said some generally odd things during his many trips across the stage, including an an uncensored f-bomb while introducing actress Reese Witherspoon.
“I didn’t cut you out, but I did (bleep) you,” he said about their roles in the film “Water for Elephants.”
(Hey, look, MTV — my censorship button is working just fine.)
Pattinson was cut from a scene in a Witherspoon movie years ago.
Wonder what’s going on with good-old Edward? Here’s what he said of his behavior while presenting Witherspoon with an MTV Generation award: “Tequila is like a Lay’s potato chip. It’s impossible to have just one.”
I guess that explains that.
Pattinson’s behavior got stranger as the show progressed. At first it was just an awkward interaction with actress Bryce Dallas Howard while accepting an award for best fight scene in the movie “Eclipse.”
“I ripped your head off,” Pattinson said. “And now you’re pregnant.”
In the audience, his “Twilight” costar Kristin Stewart covered her face in embarrassment.
After Pattinson and Stewart accepted an award for best kiss,” Pattinson declined an on-stage smooch.
“I just think there’s someone else in the audience who will appreciate it a little more,” he said.
Then Pattinson jogged out to the audience and planted a wet one on on-screen nemesis Taylor Lautner.
Let’s not blame Pattinson. Let’s blame MTV for letting him spend so much time on stage.” – Hot Topics